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American Pie
Beetlejuice
But I'm a Cheerleader
Calvin and Hobbes
Celebrities (real people)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Clerks
Death Note
Doctor Who
Drakengard
Gravitation
Greek Mythology
Hellsing
Heroes
Hikaru no Go
Host Club
House
Inuyasha
James Bond
Kim Possible
Mac/PC
Merlin
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Original
Petshop of Horrors
Psych
Rainbow Brite
Skip Beat
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1
Supernatural
Tamora Pierce
The 10th Kingdom
The Addams Family
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Lion King
The Umbrella Academy
The Vampire Chronicles
Transformers
Twilight
Ugly Betty
Veronica Mars
Vinland Saga
X/1999 (Tokyo Babylon inclusive)
XXXHolic
American Pie
A Nice Guy, Romantic Crap, and Stifler by Matthew Haldeman-Time
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Oz/Stifler
Warnings: one-shot, m/m
Summary: Stifler decides to prank Oz by pretending to be a girl and talking him into phone sex, but it doesn't turn out quite like he'd planned.
Comments: Rather amusing, kind of sweet, and completely obscene. All in all, well done. XD
Beetlejuice
Only To Her by WithoutHesitation
Rating: R
Pairing: Beetlejuice/Lydia
Summary: 'Just because he was nice to her, didn't mean he was a nice guy. Or safe. Or remotely sane. But as far as he's concerned, what she doesn't know, won't hurt her... Not if he can help it.'
Comments: This isn't for everyone and it could use a beta, but I personally adore it. ^^ It's based on the cartoon but is much darker. The Ghost With the Most is no prankster—he's the most dangerous ghoul in the Neitherworld, and getting on his bad side is the surest way to earn a painful death. One dark night he happens upon 12-year-old Lydia sitting in her backyard, and for reasons that bewilder even him, they become fast friends. Unfortunately, this doesn't make him a better person. WithoutHesitation's written several sequels, all of them just as good. Her other stories are also worth a few looks—they take place in a much less morbid AU that borrows from both the movie and the cartoon, branching off into a number of 'what if' scenarios. A couple are Lydia/Prince Vince, which is awesome. XD
Honeymooners by Opal Lynn
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Beetlejuice/Lydia
Warnings: one-shot, m/f, squick
Summary: 'Lydia is older, wedding actually goes through to the end, dealing with the after-effects, yada yada yada. You could even imagine that Beej comes back and just finishes the ceremony years later when he gets out of the waiting room.' And thus, after the wedding came the honeymoon...
Comments: *dies* My brain... It's really true that if it exists, there is porn of it. XD; The writing isn't quite up to my standards, but as far as the fandom goes this seems to be one of the best. (Lynn's other BJ story, Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, is also worth taking a look at.) Do not discount the squick warning. Seriously. @_@
But I'm a Cheerleader
Becoming a Lesbian: Megan Bloomfield's Guide for Cheerleaders by Deifire
Rating: PG
Pairing: Megan/Graham
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: There are a lot of ways to be gay, and none of them are really wrong. Still, when you've just, say, kidnapped your girlfriend from her graduation from compulsory heterosexuality school and ridden off into the sunset, it would be nice to have some idea of what to do next. Especially if you're a cheerleader. So I've decided to make this guide, based on some things I've learned so far.
Comments: Cute and funny, much like the movie. ^-^
Calvin and Hobbes
the sandwich story by Obfuscate
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen
Warnings: one-shot
Comments: A rather sad story about growing up. ;_;
The Tiger Song by rabidsamfan
Rating: G
Pairing: gen
Warnings: poem/drabble
Comments: <3
Celebrities (real people)
The Strange and Not Entirely Ineffective Courting of Jon Stewart by Stephen T. Colbert by Sparky77
Rating: G
Pairing: gen, Stephen/Jon canonical ambiguity
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: "You can't be my running mate, Jon," Stephen said in a rush, like he was waiting for Jon to start yelling.
"Your what?" Jon asked, confused.
"When I'm President, Jon, you can't be my Vice President," Stephen explained, sounding sad.
"Okay," Jon said, not really knowing what else to say.
Comments: Astonishingly well done. XDXD
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
In Camelot by Telanu
Rating: G
Pairing: gen
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'Wilbur Wonka, D.D.S., visits his son's amazing factory for the first time.'
Comments: Sweet. If you like this be sure to also read Telanu's other story, Special Recognition.
Clerks
Second Verse, Not Exactly The Same As The First by Julad
Rating: R
Pairing: Dante/Randall, slight Jay/Silent Bob
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: It's the day after Clerks, and Dante is really, absolutely, positively not ****ing coming in to work. Unfortunately, Randall has other ideas.
Comments: This captures the voice of Clerks almost perfectly. ^^
Cell Mates by Ellidyay
Rating: R
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: Set during Clerks 2; Jay starts talking trash about Obi-Wan, and Randall makes him regret it.
Comments: A bit darker than the movie, but overall quite good.
Death Note
Lullaby (for the New World Order) by Edmondia Dantes 
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: L/Light if you squint.
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'An elegy for the living and the dead.'
Comments: Gorgeously bitter. Be sure to check out Dia's other DN stories; they're all like this.
Doctor Who
Dead Things by Rose
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Rose/10th Doctor, slight Rose/Mickey
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: Jake was the only one who would sit with her while she was drinking.
“What's it like?” he asked, nodding at the mug of microwaved cow blood in her hand.
“It's like pancakes,” she said.
“Really?” he said.
She wiped her mouth, smearing blood on her sleeve. “No,” she said.
Comments: In which Rose gets turned into a vampire. This is strange but awesome crack. Take a look at all of the author's other stories; most of them are Rose-centric and quite good.
Drakengard
At the End of the World by aphelion_orion
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Caim/Angelus
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'You and me until the end and forever after. What if Caim and Angelus had been a little more selfish at the end of everything?'
Comments: A nice little one-shot re-writing the end of Drakengard I to be a little sweeter.
Gravitation
Pianissimo Butterfly by Angrybee
Rating: R
Pairing: Ryuichi/Shuichi, Yuki/Shuichi, Ryuichi/other(s)
Warnings: m/m
Summary: How can a broken person fix another broken person? It never works.
Never.
After Shuichi's messy break up with Yuki Ryuichi desperately tries to keep his friend from falling down the same path he did (once upon a time).
Comments: Angsty. Lots of Ryuichi background, and he's pretty well characterized (and thus the angst isn't completely bitter, because it's interspersed with things like “sparkle dream croissant bunny”). Possibly the best Ryu/Shu fic out there; certainly the best I've seen.
In Over Your Head by PatoSan
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Shuichi/Hiro, Yuki/Shuichi
Warnings: m/m
Summary: Yuki's been (over)analysing the relationship between Hiro and Shuichi, and he decides to let them work out their frustrations by giving them what they both so obviously want.
Comments: Angsty. Whether you feel Yuki's characterization is accurate or not, it fits in with his behaviour and attitude quite well—it's oddly plausible. The writing has some odd grammatical errors here and there but it's decent, especially for a Gravi fic.
Colliding into Sound by R.C. McLachlan
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Yuki/Shuichi
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: Loving Yuki Eiri is like falling into the ocean.
Comments: Not just another angstily romantic Gravi fic about Shuichi struggling to make his relationship with Yuki work—this is beautiful. It's built around the song Into the Ocean by Blue October, which really does have lovely lyrics.
Greek Mythology
And his name remembered by torch
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Zeus/Ganymede
Warnings: drabble
Comments: A pretty little snippet about Ganymede.
Hellsing
Alexander Anderson and the Very Bad Day by Evil Asian Genius
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: Even Anderson has those days where he just shouldn't have got out of bed.
Comments: This is wonderful. XD
In Spite of Your Fear by Darkness Follows
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Alucard/Seras-ish
Warnings: one-shot
Comments: An aimless but nevertheless nice little story about Seras' devotion to her master.
Heroes
The Ghost in the Gears by torolulu
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sylar/Mohindar
Warnings: one-shot, dubious consent
Summary: 'The many lives of Mohinder Suresh'
Comments: Whoa. Rather creepy.
One Moment, One Chance by edonohana
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hiro/Charlie
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'Hiro can bend the space-time continuum.'
Comments: Sad but sweet.
Hikaru no Go
flowers and go by arboretum
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hikaru/Touya
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: "Touya, I'm coming to your house. Right now."
There's a slight pause; Hikaru can almost hear Touya make the decision not to be deliberately scathing in his reply. "You just left."
"I know, I know. But don't go anywhere."
Touya sounds more exasperated than bemused when he says, "I wasn't planning on, anyway."
Comments: This is another nice piece about the relationship between Hikaru and Touya. ^^ Features clueless!Hikaru and a style of writing that works really well with the story.
Bad Habits by Triste
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Hikaru/Touya
Warnings: one-shot, slight(?) crack
Summary: "I guess what I'm trying to say here is that Sai and I are a two for one deal," Hikaru continued. "We're kind of like twins, only one of us is a thousand years older than the other... and dead."
"Then you're not really like twins at all," said Touya, making Hikaru wrinkle his nose.
"Look, I'm only doing what I can to help. It's difficult to explain anyway, and now Sai is laughing at me from behind his fan."
Sai blinked innocently, but remained silent. Touya cleared his throat.
"Whatever you feel, he feels?" he asked, apparently in need of reassurance, and Hikaru nodded.
"Think of it as me having an orgasm for two," he said.
Comments: ...XD;
And I am in Arcadia by Mirabella
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Hikaru/Touya
Warnings: au, one-shot
Summary: A conversation between a cop and a killer.
Comments: Ahaha, this is too cool. I'd love to see more of it, but that would probably be really hard to spin. It's perfect like it is.
The Relative Value of Things by Pru
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Ogata/Hikaru, Touya/Hikaru
Warnings: m/m
Summary: Ogata's always been a bit of a bastard, but he's starting to think that this time he may have gone a bit too far.
Comments: <3 This is hot and funny and altogether quite enjoyable. I love how Ogata ends up feeling guilty about screwing around with his inexperienced, barely legal junior, and Hikaru just blows past that, 'oh, don't beat yourself up about it; I wasn't expecting you to marry me or anything,' and the situation with Touya injects just enough seriousness. Pru's other HnG fic, Inertia (in which Hikaru dates and Touya gets married and years go by and they're still best friends/rivals) is lovely, more serious, and probably a better story, so read that too.
Shindou Was Probably Too Young To Drink, Anyway
Game
Set
Match
Issues by Mirabella
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Hikaru/Touya
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: “It takes Akari yelling at him to get him to realize that when you're eighteen years old, have a successful career, and live on your own, you're really a long way past the point in your life where you should be convinced that girls have cooties.”
Comments: Quite nice, and rather funny. ^^ Also see The Art of New Games, in which Touya doesn't know how to flirt. XD
Host Club
Paper Crane Tales by TeaForRevenge
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Haruhi/Hikaru/Kaoru
Warnings: incomplete
Summary: The twins shared everything between themselves, but they'd never really expected to share this.
Comments: This is rather lovely, and probably my favourite Host Club fic. ^-^ TeaForRevenge has done a ton of good stuff. Her stories are mostly Haruhi-centric, and she's done pieces pairing Haruhi up with each of the hosts as well as some very interesting character studies. Every story on her profile is very much worth looking at (even if they could use a little betaing).
Fractured Fairy Tale by Halicarnassus
Rating: R
Pairing: Haruhi/Host Club
Warnings: m/m, m/m/f
Summary: After high school none of the Host Club boys find themselves willing to let go of a certain commoner. After a great deal of persuasion, Haruhi agrees to the obvious solution and they all start living together (in sin, as it were). Of course, they knew there would be consequences. Can their unconventional relationship withstand the pressures of society?
Comments: Shamelessly harem, sweet without a whole lot of fluff, and generally a good read. Explores a rarely traveled solution to the harem dilemma.
House
When House Met Wilson by Pru
Rating: R
Pairing: House/Wilson
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'Truth is a relative thing.'
Comments: This is lovely. ^^ Pru's done a few other House fics as well (which are, of course, all quite good) ... including a Cuddy/Wilson/House piece that I'm kind of weirded out by yet can't help but like.
Five Days a Week by Milkshake Butterfly
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Wilson
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: Five ways that House's team found out about him and Wilson.
Comments: This is an interesting twist on a Five Things challenge; rather than featuring five things that never happened, it's about a single scenario and five different reactions to it. It's well done and quite funny at turns.
The Rampant Disease by triedunture
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: House/Wilson
Summary: Wilson comes back from vacation to find the hospital overrun by zombies.
Comments: Best. Zombie. Fic. Ever. XD This is classic.
Inuyasha
broken by Za Metallium
Rating: R
Pairing: Naraku/Kagome
Warnings: one-shot, implied ncs
Summary: After learning that he can't harm Kikyo, Naraku goes after Kikyo's look-alike instead.
Comments: Dark and disturbing.
James Bond
Close Your Eyes and Think of England by monimala
Rating: R
Pairing: Veronica/James Bond
Warnings: one-shot, m/f
Summary: Over Spring Break Logan takes Veronica on vacation to Monte Carlo. Predictably, he spends the whole time gambling, leaving Veronica bored and in desperate need of a good martini. So when she meets a witty, dangerously hot British hunk who, she's quite sure, is totally a spy, she decides to do some investigating.
Comments: Veronica Mars / James Bond crossover!! XD Bad puns, good banter, and awesome cliches; this is just perfect. It has four sequels, all of which are just as fantastic.
Kim Possible
The “On” Series by Nate Grey
Rating: R
Pairing: Shego/Kim, Monique/Ron, one sided Kim/Ron and Kim/Monique, others
Warnings: f/f, f/m
Comments: One of the best Kigo series out there. Which, okay, isn't saying much, but if you like the pairing this is a fun read. Nice characterization, especially of Shego.
On Sabbatical
Summary: 'When Shego's contract with Drakken runs out, her services are up for grabs. So why is Kim bidding?'
On A Break
Summary: When Ron lets her down Kim goes to Shego to cool off, and ends up getting a bit more than she'd bargained for.
On Board, Baby
Summary: When Professor Dementor hits Kim with a baby ray Monique and Ron get stuck taking care of a two-year-old Kimmie. Meanwhile, Shego shows Dementor why it's not wise to mess with her friends.
On Being Sheila Gonzalez
Summary: 'Shego has to make some major life changes to adjust to life with the Possibles. But as it turns out, she's not the only one adjusting to her relationship with Kim...'
Alone, Together by Failte200
Rating: R
Pairing: Kim/Shego
Warnings: f/f
Summary: Kim and Shego's enmity is put into perspective when an experiment goes wrong, and they find themselves to be quite literally the last two people on earth. Don't worry, no character death.
Comments: Lengthy; rather good for a KP fic.
A Slight Miscalculation by Nate Grey
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kim/Shego
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'A mistake nearly costs Kim her life, and Shego saves her. But Shego's rescues aren't free, and the price may be too high for Kim.'
Comments: Sexy and light-hearted; some good pre-femslash.
Mac/PC
Allow by svilleficrecs
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Vista Guardian / Mac
Warnings: one-shot, m/m, pwp
Summary: "What happened to Cancel or allow?" Mac smirked up at the Guardian, at the growing bulge in the front of his boxers. "I kind of liked that."
The Guardian reached down and grabbed the front of Mac's shirt, hauled him to his feet. "You have chosen, 'Allow all.'"
Comments: XDXDXD
Merlin
Damsel in Distress by the Hoyden
Rating: R
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: Arthur looked remote and determined, and he said fiercely, "I'll find you. It doesn't matter where you go, I'll find you."
"Don't," Merlin said miserably.
The dragon leaned down to look at the two of them, and it made that strange purring rumble before it drew Merlin back up and launched itself into the sky.
Comments: Merlin gets kidnapped by a dragon; Arthur pursues. Very cute. XD
so are they all, all honourable men by Seperis
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Warnings: m/m
Summary: Christ, Morgana was right; maybe this *is* like a marriage. At least he and Merlin get along better than most of the couples at court; so far as he knows, they have yet to try and stab each other to death in their sleep or run away with a disturbingly underage stableboy or chambermaid in a fit of pique. Considering that Arthur's future wife will be chosen less for compatibility than for her political value, Merlin may be the only marriage he'll have that won't end in bloodshed or a great deal of fortifying wine.
Comments: *squees* Just perfect! I didn't really understand the appeal of Merlin slash before I read this, but now I really, really do. And it's awesome. XD;
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Business As Usual by Za Metallium
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen
Warnings: ficlet
Summary: 'A silly little fic starring Ayanami and a gremlin.'
Comments: Cute. ^^
NGE Theater by WDCain
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Shinji/various
Warnings: au, crossover, m/f
Summary: “We're here to show you numerous worlds where da' man himself, Shinji Ikari, is raised by different people. In some worlds, he'll become a kind person while in others, he'll be a little weird. Some stories will be funny while others are dark. But that's the point of this stuff: To entertain you.” The identity of the 'teacher' who raised Shinji from a young age has always been a mystery. This is a series of AUs that explore how Evangelion might go down were Shinji raised by various people from other series. (God help us all...)
Comments: Spelling? Grammer? Who cares? Sheer WTF-style entertainment trumps it all. Very shounen; lots of action-packed fight scenes, Street Fighter and OOCness. (At the very least, this makes me lol.) Not for everyone, though. ^_^;
Whisper by Twig
Rating: R
Pairing: Kaworu/Shinji
Warnings: m/m
Summary: Years after the destruction of NERV Shinji is living in a new land and moving on with his life. It's not as gratifying as one might hope. During a near death experience the voice he's always longed to hear once more comforts him and promises to return. Could it really be Kaworu?
Comments: I found this a bit hard to get into, but it's epic, angsty and exciting and terribly romantic. Twig's a god, seriously. And the Shinji/Kaworu pairing really deserves the love.
Original
Sailor Nothing by Stefan Gagne
Rating: R
Pairing: various
Warnings: violence, ncs
Summary: My name is Shoutan Himei. I'm sixteen years old, and I'm very tired.
'Being a sailor suited warrior of love and justice is one of the most miserable, thankless, dangerous, and emotionally crippling jobs ever. A bitter little trip into the darker side of shoujo.'
Comments: You've probably heard of this story before, and if you haven't read it yet, you should. It's a nice journey.
Petshop of Horrors
Sadie, Sadie by Telanu
Rating: R
Pairing: Leon/D
Warnings: m/m (sorta)
Summary: When a bad joke gets Leon thinking about marriage he realizes that he already knows someone who has everything he's looking for in a potential spouse (never mind the gender). And as we all know, Leon Orcot is a man of action...
Comments: This is kind of…interesting. Kinda squicks me out a little, actually, but maybe I just haven't been reading enough PoH slash. Check out Telanu's other stories too! There's another epic, some nice one-shots, and a little Sandman crossover that's absolutely devastating.
On Territory by Utopian Trunks
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: gen, Leon/D subtext, and an affectionate cat
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: When the Count's being threatened by gangsters Leon feels compelled to stake out the shop for a while.
Comments: Nicely done.
Psych
The Case of the Missing Cockatiel by Gryvon
Rating: R
Pairing: Shawn/Lassiter
Warnings: one-shot, m/m
Summary: What if Shawn were really psychic? After an encounter with a mysterious woman from his past Shawn's predictions suddenly become a lot more accurate, and he learns that being a real psychic isn't nearly as fun as playing one.
Comments: This captures the feeling of the series perfectly, albeit with a slightly more serious and, well, supernatural tone. There's also an awesome sequel, The Case of the Missing Conventioneers.
Rainbow Brite
Rainbow Noir by Jenna
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: gen
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: It's 1952, and Rainbow Land is dead.
Comments: I get chills every time I read this. It's freaking brilliant, as is most everything else the author's written.
Skip Beat
The Work of Chemists by Northlight
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ren/Kyoko
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: "A good actor can build romantic chemistry where none existed before," Moko explained, "but it isn't the same as a spark that flows naturally between two actors. I respect Mr. Tsuruga very much, but it's difficult to think 'desire' towards him."
"All of Mr. Tsuruga's co-stars fall in love with him," Kyoko said, insulted on Mr. Tsuruga's behalf. Even Kyoko's heart had almost been touched by his love scenes in Dark Moon. Was Moko's heart so much stronger than Kyoko's?
"What kind of a friend do you think I am?" Moko said. "But you--yes, you!," she said, pointing an accusing finger at Kyoko, "could make things a bit easier! How can the audience believe that Natsumi and Jun are truly and deeply in love when Jun and Kyo always look at each other so seriously, and with such longing!"
Comments: Fits in perfectly with the manga—this is just so Kyoko. XD;
Stargate Atlantis
And Then the Heroes Came Along by Roga
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen
Warnings: one-shot, crossover
Summary: 'You would think that grown men would be able to interact with Superman and Batman without turning into thirteen-year-old girls. You would be wrong.'
Comments: In which Superman and Batman get dropped into another reality, and are found by the cast of Stargate Atlantis. Too funny. XD
Stargate SG-1
Of Gods and Men by RogueMoon
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen
Warnings: crossover, incomplete
Summary: “It was the most amazing game I've ever seen played. If Heru'ur had been half the strategist that boy was, he wouldn't have lost his attempted coup.
“To win the game, a player must take out his opponents' lead piece. In a straight out fistfight, Atemu wouldn't have lasted past the first blow. Not against Horus Guard. Atemu knew this and upped the stakes of the game just before it started. He said that he would concede defeat if any of Heru'ur's pieces came within three squares of him. The Jaffa never came close and the game was over in five turns. Heru'ur was unconscious on the floor and about to take a killing blow from my best warrior when Atemu called him off, saying that ‘they need not kill the lead to win, only capture it.’”
Mnevis looked Hammond in the eyes, “If Atemu had lived to serve Ra, I firmly believe you would still be under the System Lords' rule.”
SG-1 goes to Egypt to investigate a claim that the Ishtars are being controlled by aliens. Turns out it's true—just not quite in the way they'd expected.
Comments: Good crossovers are rare, so I was pleasantly surprised by this. This is a pretty all around average fic—decent writing, coherent plot, believable if somewhat (understandably) OOC characterization; this is a decent story. Yu-Gi-Oh!/SG-1 crossover.
Happily Ever After by Halrloprillalar
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jack/Thor
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: In which Thor keeps saving Jack, and… Eh, just read it.
Comments: XD!
Those Big Dark Eyes by Am-Chau Yarkona
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jack/Thor (for reals)
Warnings: one-shot, m/m, freaky interspecies intercourse
Summary: Thor's curious about how humans reproduce; Jack agrees to help out with a friendly demonstration. After the weirdness. And the research. And the dinner, and the movie.
Comments: Disturbingly funny. Well, more disturbing and funny. And darned well written to boot.
Supernatural
Cops and Graverobbers by Minim Calibre
Rating: R
Pairing: brief Henricksen/Dean, slight Henricksen/OC
Warnings: m/m
Summary: 'One's a smart, competent, sensible and cynical federal agent. The other's a wanted felon. Together, they fight crime.'
Comments: I had to read this just for the summary. XD Much like Monster's Inspector Runge, Agent Henricksen is investigating a series of strange missing person cases during his vacation, and decides to suspend his disbelief to enlist the aid of Dean Winchester (Sam is one of the missing people). It's quite well written.
The Battle of Evermore by Hades' Phoenix
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: gen
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'Dean should’ve known that in a battle of wits over his soul, Lilith would lose to someone who’d actually wanted to be a lawyer.'
Comments: *snk*
The incestuous courtship of the antichrist's bride by fleshflutter
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Warnings: m/m, incest
Summary: 'Sam is trying to become the Antichrist in order to save the world. He has a small army of angels and demons, he has an adoring cult, he has a work of prophecy by Jack Kerouac, and he has Dean. Things are going pretty well until he accidentally signs Dean up as his Beloved Consort, a role that requires sex with the Antichrist on an altar. And that's when things stop going pretty well. Also, the soundtrack to the Apocalypse sucks.'
Comments: Oh my god. XD This is equal parts brilliance and hilarity, and oh Lord it's dirty.
What Moms Do by Ridley C. James
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen
Warnings: one-shot
Comments: Cuuute~ Set when they were children; Sam has a crises at school and Dean comes to the rescue.
Tamora Pierce
How Squire Alan Learned the Noble Art of Pranking by Jay the Nerd Kid
Rating: G
Pairing: gen
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'Gary invites Squire Alan along on a midnight adventure, with interesting results.'
Comments: An interlude set during Alanna's years as a knight-in-training. Makes me rather nostalgic for the series. ^-^
The 10th Kingdom
La Ronde by Beth H.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Tony/Christine, Christine/Virginia, Wolf/Virginia, Wolf/Wendell, Wendell/Tony
Warnings: one-shot
Comments: A nicely done Five Things challenge. Some sad, some funny, some weird.
The Addams Family
The Bridal Path by Vyola
Rating: PG
Pairing: Wednesday/Joel
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: “To marry an Addams means taking marriage very seriously. After all, it is till death do you part.
“And even then, sometimes they come back.”
Comments: So perfectly Addams-ish I can't describe it. XD
Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas by Havoc
Rating: PG
Pairing: slight Wednesday/Joel
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'Joel is spending Christmas with the Addams Family. He's really not sure why.'
Comments: Wonderfully Addams-ish. :D
The Chronicles of Narnia
Practical by Victoria P.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Peter/Susan
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'Susan learns to be practical.'
Comments: Lucy's POV; an interesting take on the characters and Susan's change of heart following The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
The Lion King
Thicker Than Water by FletcherFox
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: slight Scar/Sarabi and Mufasa/Sarabi
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'Scar was never Ahadi's son in the sense that Mufasa was. A series of vignettes focusing on the events that turned brothers into enemies.'
Comments: Yes, it's Lion King fanfiction. And it provides an interesting look into Scar's psyche.
The Umbrella Academy
Life Isn't In C Major by Delphinapterus
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: 'Vanya wouldn't be the disappointment forever. She had an idea.'
Comments: A curious little piece in which Vanya and Diego start a band. It's very much in tune with the comics.
The Vampire Chronicles
Death of the Virgin by Pigeon
Rating: R
Pairing: Lestat/Lois, Armand/Lois, Lois/OC
Warnings: one-shot, mention of m/m
Summary: 'Louis and bridges and art galleries and sex and blood and death.'
Comments: Beautifully done.
Transformers
Deadlocked by Demyrie
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Deadlock/Prowl
Warnings: one-shot, ar, b/b (stands for 'bot/'bot XP)
Summary: 'TFA. War is his life, and the life of his team. Sari is empty, and Bulkhead perished years ago. Prowl seeks silence and relief in space, but Lockdown offers him something a little more... permanent, and little more enjoyable: control.'
Comments: It's a trap! RUN! ^_^; Before, I gave little thought to the Transformers fandom. They're robots. They transform. They sometimes join hands in a big circle and do a celebratory jig (what, haven't you ever seen the movie?) And then I read this. And I was ... intrigued. Intrigued enough to pounce on the 'what if?' sequel of sorts, Parters. After blazing through thirty-plus smutty, well-crafted, character-driven chapters I suddenly realized that I cared. ;_;
Twilight
Hot Stuff by silly bella
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: slight Edward/Bella and Emmett/Rosalie
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: I'm telling you, when he was young, people felt that blushing was immodest. They really thought blushing was sexual. Women had a morbid fear of being unable to refrain from blushing. They even had a name for it; ereuthophobia. And Bella blushes all the time.
Comments: Siblings teasing siblings. Rather amusing. XD
clear sunny skies (on the morning of the apocalypse) by diu me te amo
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Jacob/Seth/Leah in a non-incestuous way
Warnings: m/f, m/m, one-shot
Summary: 'So it turns out imprinting doesn't work exactly the way everyone thinks it does.'
Comments: In other words, Jacob needs to get out of town for a while so his pack goes on a road trip. I love the way they get together in this! No angst or drama or fluff; just 'oh, hey, wanna have sex?' XD
Someone Else's Memoirs by Pink
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jasper/Bella, Edward/Bella, Jasper/Alice
Summary: 'Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red - carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually.' What if things had gone differently at the end of Eclipse?
Comments: I didn't expect to find many good fics for Twilight, so imagine my shock when I stumbled upon this by chance just after finishing the series. Even if you loathe those books, even if you can't imagine this pairing, this is a gorgeous piece of work and definitely worth a look.
Ugly Betty
Bowling for Kittens by BlackMamba_esq
Rating: R
Pairing: Wilhelmina/Daniel
Warnings: one-shot, m/f
Summary: 'I might like you better if we slept together.'
Comments: Awesomely random.
Veronica Mars
Close Your Eyes and Think of England by monimala
Rating: R
Pairing: Veronica/James Bond
Warnings: one-shot, m/f
Summary: Over Spring Break Logan takes Veronica on vacation to Monte Carlo. Predictably, he spends the whole time gambling, leaving Veronica bored and in desperate need of a good martini. So when she meets a witty, dangerously hot British hunk who, she's quite sure, is totally a spy, she decides to do some investigating.
Comments: Veronica Mars / James Bond crossover!! XD Bad puns, good banter, and awesome cliches; this is just perfect. It has four sequels, all of which are just as fantastic.
Picking Winners by Zhailei
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lamb/Veronica
Warnings: one-shot, m/f
Summary: "Give 'em hell," she muttered under her breath, as the next batter struck out. If she could stick around long enough to see Lamb's team lose, maybe her day wouldn't be a complete waste, after all. Veronica learns she likes to watch; turns out Lamb likes to show off.
Comments: Smutty and aimless and well done. XD;
Try This Trick And Spin It by amathela
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lamb/Veronica
Warnings: one-shot, m/f
Summary: Strange things can happen when people drink together.
Comments: Slightly less aimless than the story above, but only slightly. Just as unlikely and smutty and well written. ;)
Vinland Saga
And then everyone by teinte
Rating: R
Pairing: Thorfinn/Canute
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: In which Thorfinn starts having strange dreams about Prince Canute and tries to deal with them the only way he knows how.
Comments: Slashing Vinland Saga just seems wrong somehow, godblessit, but this is just awesome. XD Oh, Thorfinn...
X/1999 (Tokyo Babylon inclusive)
Captivated by Angelike Riddle
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Seishirou/Subaru
Warnings: chanslash, one-shot
Summary: 'What if Seishirou hadn't let Subaru go that day they first met beneath the cherry tree? What if he had decided to take the boy with him instead?'
Comments: A little dark in content, but mostly just cute.
The Sakuranikomori by Evil Asian Genius
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: What if Hokuto's plan to kill Seishirou had been successful?
Comments: XD
XXXHolic
The Incubi by Amyable
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Doumeki/Watanuki, tentacle monster/Watanuki
Warnings: m/f, tentacles
Summary: 'Watanuki encounters a monster of a rather different sort. Doumeki is not amused.'
Comments: Oh dear... XD
Part 1
Part 2
Eat Your Heart Out by Pru
Rating: PG
Pairing: Domeki/Watanuki
Warnings: one-shot
Summary: A girl starts making lunches for Domeki, and Watanuki's about to have an aneurism.
Comments: As much as Watanuki normally grates on my nerves, this is cute and spotlessly in character.